gagles:

all i want is sex w/ my gf and a few hours of sleep a night is that?? so much to ask

Anonymous asked: Why do all the women I like lead me on until I tell them how I feel, then abandon me?

life isn’t about you

nickdrake:

Patti.

nickdrake:

Patti.

(via gagles)

onedamnminuteadmiral:

Piggy takes approximately zero crap

(via neonstargazers)

when a guy grinds so aggressively on you that you can feel his boner twitchin

gagles:

the dream

gagles:

the dream

(Source: candyfog)

Alcoholism? so pasé

college classes: brutally forcing a twenty-minute idea into a two hour discussion

fabiche:

Gustav Klimt, The Dancer