i always forget to shave my whole leg so i have awkwardly long ankle hairs ;)
all i want is sex w/ my gf and a few hours of sleep a night is that?? so much to ask
Anonymous asked: Why do all the women I like lead me on until I tell them how I feel, then abandon me?
life isn’t about you
when a guy grinds so aggressively on you that you can feel his boner twitchin
Alcoholism? so pasé